The wonderful mechanisms on this page are listed here under "Masochist's Corner" because they are not only much more difficult to build, but, unlike all the other plans I offer, these DO NOT come with a set of building instructions or a materials list. To order a set of plans from this page, one must first send me a picture of a completed wooden clockworks of MY design, and then, in some way demonstrate a demented lack of frustration in their life. Only the most masochistic, frustration-craving individuals should apply.

Selling plans for the clocks on this page goes against my basic philosophy of trying to spread joy in the world through creative woodworking. However, I have come to the conclusion that I should not stand in the way of a woodworker's desire for additional frustration in his/her life when they obviously want it so badly.

Remember- I absolutely require the woodworker to have successfully completed at least one of MY clock designs before ordering a clock from this page. NO exceptions! Also no whining.

You have been warned.